FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

1. Garage clean-up day. You know the only thing holding you back from buying that shiny red sports car is all the junk crowding your garage. Clean it all out, then hit the road with the top down.

2. You need to clean out your attic. When’s the last time you took stock of all the stuff up there? Clean out all the junk, and you might have room to create an actual cozy room up there. Having and maintaining a cozy space in your attic is a great reason to rent a dumpster.

3. You bought a rental property and — whoa — you can’t believe all the junk the former residents left behind.

4. Bathroom remodel time. Don’t look too closely at the grunge when you tear out the old tile around your bathtub. Just pitch it.

5. Your basement flooded. Sorry, but once carpeting, books and upholstery are saturated, mold sets in quickly. Better get it all out of there, and fast. Disaster restoration is a fantastic reason to rent a dumpster.

6. You need a new roof. Lucky for you, you know your way around a roofing job. Now you need a place to throw all the old shingles. A 15, 20, or 30-yard dumpster’s right for you!

7. It’s time to clean out the basement. Nobody’s favorite chore, but with a dumpster parked conveniently in your driveway, tossing all that junk will be easy. A hassle-free project is a perfect reason to rent a dumpster.

8. You’re remodeling your kitchen. Finally! *Woot Woot* Say good-bye to your ugly backsplash tiles and outdated flooring. Into the dumpster it all goes.

9. So much clutter has accumulated in your business, your employees drop bread crumbs to find their way out to the parking lot. Bread crumbs lure mice. Time to clear it all out.

10. You’re expecting a baby. Congratulations! You know the baby will need a bedroom, right? Maybe that one at the top of the stairs where you’ve been piling junk for the past three years.

11. Your oldest kid is moving back home. Um, congratulations? You know your kid will need a bedroom, right? See above reason to rent a dumpster.

12. A huge wind storm hit your neighborhood, filling your yard with downed trees and debris. Go back three spaces. (Oops, wrong game.) Dial (270.356.6937) for a dumpster.

13. You’re expecting long-time friends from out of state for a weeklong visit. You don’t want them to see how you’ve really been living, right? Time to clear out the junk.

14. Your landscaping dreams are finally coming true. Goodbye, scrawny shrubs, cracked concrete patio, tumble-down shed. Hello, sunshine on your new multi-level deck.

15. You’re moving, and you want a fresh new start. That means getting rid of a lot of old belongings.

16. Spring cleaning time. The windows are open, a fresh breeze is blowing and you can’t wait to rid the house of anything old and grimy. (Your husband doesn’t count. He’s a keeper.)

17. Your friend, “the pack rat,” has finally asked for help and needs you to help clear out. This is a huge job. Better opt for the largest dumpster.

18. You were old Uncle Harry’s favorite nephew, so he left you all his belongings. You loved Uncle Harry, but his stuff has to go. Maybe keep that old model ship in a bottle. That’s pretty cool.

19. You got a great deal on a foreclosed property. Unfortunately, it came fully “furnished.” Dumpster — pronto.

20. Your garage sale last weekend … well, what’s the opposite of sell out? Time to say goodbye to everything you and your neighbors didn’t want.

21. You can’t stand your teenager’s horrendous bedroom one more day. Make sure you don’t accidentally toss the teenager out with the junk. They tend to blend in.

22. You’re in charge of clean-up at a construction site. Construction debris piles up quickly. Remember, Book It! Dumpster Rental operators can pair larger dumpsters together to accommodate 30 or 40 yards of material. That alone is top notch reason to rent a dumpster.